144b:
"Aw, honey. Not my cappacino machine!" "Now, Lenny we have got to make room, and the yard sale is the best for this God-awful thing."
JurassicPork:
"Hey, Bill, piss on that vat. It's a fucking riot!"
ABServo:
Narcissus really enjoyed his new job: "And the best part is, I can just look at my own reflection all day!"
lascif:
We're the only winery that mixes its wine by waterfall. That's what makes Boone's Farm the REAL liquid panty-remover.
JurassicPork:
Ah, I love the smell of carcinogens in the morning. it smells like... progress.
beckett:
Dick Sargent tries to get Samantha in the mood by reading aloud some of the "hot" parts from Moby Dick
da_upstart:
Little known fact: Vampires fear cockroaches.
beckett:
"Nice rip, Helen!"
da_upstart:
At the full moon, James begins his startling transformation into Richard Nixon...
da_upstart:
Thing visits the local gay bar
evetsggod:
What're YOU capping at? I'm gonna eat you next!
y_u_i_otta:
Gee those jeans look like they've been through the wringer.
evetsggod:
Snap into a gas tank! OOOOHHH, YEEEAAH!!!
Crow T. Robot:
Ted, I'm afraid we can't allow you to send bombs via UPS, try the post office.
MrAtomik:
I'm sure my dream girl is going to call one day, and when she does I'll say, "Yes, I DO want to donate to the Fireman's Charity Ball Fund."
MrAtomik:
Hi Cappers, I was hot 50 years ago, now I'm all dried up and hunched over, but that guy in the previous screen grab STILL can't have me.
E_the_E:
Care for a lawn gnome sandwich?
Mr_Grant:
Quaint to you tourists, but we call it home.