Mercutio_Jones:
So, you make it like you just dropped the soap, and I'm gonna make like I slip on it, then the guys won't wise up to our forbidden love, got it?
Mercutio_Jones:
The day Thomas Paine got really drunk and told Thomas Jefferson to "eat shit and die."
Mercutio_Jones:
Down the road is a historical marker by another guy who was quoted as saying "Fuck this, I don't want to die!"
Humoriste:
I like women with unibrows, long walks in the park... Ooh, hairy legs and chipped red toenail polish. Just a regular guy, lookin for love.
Mercutio_Jones:
Victim of an unfortunate hedge clipper accident
MSTzillaSquishesBunnies:
"And the last one on the American Bandstand board... Locomotion! So, come on and do it with me."
Amon:
"Come back, Bob! Don't *shun* me!"
CrazyBob:
The three known ways to get rid of Christina Aguillera crotch crickets...
Snuffleupagus:
You BITCH! You're wearing the same suit!
Mercutio_Cottontail:
A gerbil?!?! Why you sick, sick man!
wd40:
With this little baby, you can denude the forest in no time!
Mercutio_Cottontail:
Some people look at the glass and say it's half full. Some look at it and say it's half empty. Some look at it and hope to hell it's vodka.
Moatas:
This is what I call a 'target-enriched' area
ROBOTCROWT:
PETA Alert! PETA Alert! Animal cruelty! Animal cruelty!
Mercutio_Jones:
This year's Olympic Team is a little less than prime
Haight:
Doing his part to show the world his nation is the only right one
Mercutio_Jones:
Damn, Grandma, if I'd have known you were just going to sneeze out all the coke and waste it, I'd only have given you a tiny line!
Haight:
An actual growth spurt caught on film