Zee:
Ever since the accident, Dad thinks he's a formula one race car driver, even though he never leaves his bed. Sad, really...
Zee:
Man, vintage cars were really popular back then...
The_Moatas:
First it was CNN, then TBS and TNT, now its a Turnpike
Amon:
"Heavy metal?" "Weighty brass. Gimme a break."
Amon:
"Good ATP there, Steve! But you might want to bend over just a *little* bit more..."
Amon:
The wheat side just couldn't keep up with the frosted side's pole-dancing.
Amon:
"Yeah Bob, it looks really cool. Except for the fact that there's no place for the driver to sit. Other than that, really cool car!"
MrZyzyk:
"I *SAID*, 'She's with ME!" "Forget it buddy, I'm her DAD!"
eber3:
Before Tucks were invented hemorrhoid relief was much harder to come by.
MilkboxLarry:
Relegated to B-Movies, the Pete Best Trio eked out a meager living...
eber3:
Sally, sweet and innocent. But inside she was a funky kink slut waiting to explode.
HenryBemis:
Step right up, folks, get your chance to choose which one's the Holy Grail...
HenryBemis:
"Triangles are beginning to swarm. Better put the tops up on the convertibles."
eber3:
Psst! Hey! It's SITTING on the dock of the bay buddy. Tp?
Mercutio_Jones:
Hey, it's the anti-war protestors in my town! All twelve of them!
Mercutio_Jones:
"That's the flag, Dad... it represents the Constitution." "Constitution?!?! What kind of commie crap do they teach you in school!??"
Mercutio_Jones:
America's Dick Button, AKA Viagra
Mercutio_Jones:
Everyone's a winner at the Special Olympics!