da_upstart:
"[... Now slowly pull back on the landing gear.]" "O-Okay..."
Snuff-Work:
This is your captain speaking. Please remain secured in your seats, we may experience some turbulance due to me having flashbacks from the war...
da_upstart:
"Thank yoush for flying Americ
wd40:
Helen Keller took a summer off to read "Holes" before the movie came out. She didn't want to be surprised.
NurseNoir:
Woody Allen converts to Mormonism so he can practice polygamy.
NurseNoir:
An actual Indian rub!
NurseNoir:
Looks like they ALL should've used Preparation H!
Zee:
Eww. The love child of David Lee Roth and Freddy Kreuger is back there.
Moatas:
Welcome to Books on video... tonight's classic: 'The Karma Sutra... Book One, Chapter One...' In the begining... there was Goola and Ralph...'
Moatas:
'Wildwood flower grew wild on the farm... some say it was a weed, some say it was a flower... we never gave it no thought...'
Moatas:
"Mary, are you saying you won't date me because I'm your seventh grade teacher?" // "No, I'm saying I won't date you because you're a woman."
Moatas:
New this fall on the FX channel: The cop and the kids', a zany comedy about a cop from the 1930's who travels through time and is befriended by white-trash youths.
Moatas:
New on the History Channel: 'The Evolution of the Kiss'
Moatas:
"You'll make a pretty white-slave/child-bride, Mary..."
Gnasche:
o/' Some folks'll never eat a skunk, and then again some folk'll. Like Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel o/'
E_the_E:
Forgive me if I can't stop laughing.
da_upstart:
Jeb's honeymoon.
wd40:
There ya go, boy, a whole passel of child brides. Pick one.