evetsggod:
The lesser know Pacific slave-trade routes
Hinermad:
Destroying our future, one classroom at a time!
Raven__:
You want to see what hardened outside in the cold?
buddy:
...well if they understood marriage and were real friends, then we all be bastards.
Moatas:
"Then I picked up her skirt and... Hey, is that the new Beatles album?"
Moatas:
"...and this cute student in my class thought I'd give her a better grade if she had sex with me... Hey, she was right!"
Moatas:
Yeah, that 'Happiness' scale kind of drops quickly after three years of engagement
Moatas:
"Do you think two men would be enough to satisfy a real good looking bitch?" // "Let's get Nancy there, naked and on the table and find out."
tinaw:
"Ok Billy, here's an ounce to sell. Now remember, if anybody asks, I didn't give it to you."
gleeb:
A father explains the basics of putting mirrors on your shoes to his sons.
gleeb:
Sure, Pop, it's fun, but what does summoning demons *prove*?
Snuff-Work:
I'm gonna sex you up... sex you like you never been sexed before...
rickubis:
Fooled into thinking he was cross-eyed by the two candles, Fred emasculates himself on the sharp corner of a table.
rickubis:
If you want to run over something, like a cat, then press the "overdrive" button.
rickubis:
If you ever want to see your plane again, you'll give me that five bucks.
rickubis:
Suddenly, the wind shifted, and the world lost another Campfire Girl in the ensuing conflagration.
rickubis:
Ow! My head is *killing* me! What the hell did I run into?
rickubis:
Which page should I turn to *today*?