BlakHangover1:
There goes Helen Keller, answering the kettle again!
KotaNewYear!:
...and a bunch of "Asso's" they ARE, too...
CrazyBob:
Hi boys and girls. Fire Marshall Frank here. Before we get started with our cartoons, did you know that sometimes, a big strong fireman likes to wear women's underwear?
CrazyBob:
Gramma, you've only had two dacqiris and you're already talking about grampa's premature ejaculation problem.
CrazyBob:
Initiate headspinning/projectile vomiting sequence in 5... 4... 3... 2...
CrazyBob:
...brrrrp... *snore* ... oh, Mr. Matlock... this is all so sudden... oh my goodness... YOU sure don't have a premature ejaculation problem... *snore... zzzzzzzz*
cambria36:
The jig's up, Ralph... the baby looks exactly like you.
Racerex:
"Well, if you can't order the Fabio Swimsuit Calendar for me, then I'll just have to find a mercantile that can!"
shanky:
"Of course, our beauty prducts come fully guaranteed. But, you really weren't starting with much."
shanky:
"Play something *bouncy*! I'm doing my sex education homework!"
Racerex:
By the time Mr. white hit Step #7, he killed himself out of sheer boredom...
LauraPowers85:
Mr. White's turn-ons: White paper, white secretaries, and white-hot Christian sex.
Loodvig:
Ann Arbor's Naked Mile, circa 1958.
shanky:
"You're HERE and she's out with another guy. What are you gonna do about it?"
LauraPowers85:
.oO(I want Beaver, but not *that* Beaver... if I tell Beaver I want Beaver he may take it the wrong way... Oh I'm *so* confused!)
DangerKitty:
"Hairy palms? In my day it was Rosie Palm and her 5 daughters."
Cappy-New-Year-weird-1.com:
Land so flat, you can actually see the earth curve
NewYearsDai:
Ew. Must suck to have a minature Rosanne Barr for a papoose...