rickubis:
Am I a natural blonde? I just don't know.
rickubis:
I'll try just one more time, but the last cookbook I prepared tasted awful.
E2000_thre_E:
You came in half a beat late!
Hinermad:
o/ Turning Taiwanese I think I'm turning Taiwanese I really think so...
tinaw:
Testicle descension can take you by surprise and is very painful. Anybody who wants to correct me on that is a big fat weenie.
LauraPowers85:
Tiffany loves the cute little dog she found. What she doesn't know is that it's a giant sewer rat.
CrazyBob:
But if we sell off our stocks and fill up a warehouse with this crappy 60's decor, we can sell it to rich gay couples in the 90's for a mint.
Agent_Moldy:
"Whoooooo wants man ass?! No one? Well, I've got some leftover descended testicle if anybody wants some!"
tinaw:
Before there were tv's... there were barrels.
LauraPowers85:
"But I don't *wanna* have a barrel of fun!!"
UnReality:
"I'm hoping the deranged monkey god will pop out and grant my wish, Pa!" "Don't look at me like that, Harold. He's your son, too, you know!"
tinaw:
Because pedaling is hard work.
Beezo-Chan:
This disturbing image brought to you by the number 8.
cambria36:
Just in case you didn't think they could stack shit this high, this is George W. Bush's height.
cambria36:
"Dildos to Dishwashers"
cambria36:
I knew I left an idea around here somewhere...!
IMiss:
I have a screwy idea!
cambria36:
Controls on dildo handle, "Orgasm, Out-of-Control, Gonesville; Groove-Thang; Whoopie; Holy-Moly."