shanky:
"Hey Dennis, tell us all that story about the time you stuck a butter knife in an outlet."
shanky:
"Sleep tight, Jimmy."
Cambot:
A young Boba Fett asembles his first Thermal Detonator.
LauraPowers:
"This is where I keep my water bottle and my can of refried beans."
144b:
Okay, it 2:15! How anal can you get?
Kota:
Professor (Four Eyes) Johnson shortly after inventing the "Opti-grab," and then forgetting where he left it!
Kota:
Your urine sample's looking a bit cloudy today, 144b! OK, nurse... let's just run it through again...
cambria36:
YES!!! I can f**kin' hear you now...and DON'T call here again, mother-f**ker!!!
RodRocket:
"I'm gonna run you dowm, Dennis Weaver!"
amycamus:
Charged with designing the West Coast's first bullet train, Charles lacked focus, and couldn't seem to think about anything besides Mexican wrestling.
RoninM:
"By boiling your hand whole, you create a nice human flavored broth. Deglaze with Chiante for an excellent pan sauce."
Beezo-Chan:
Whack a mole!
gleeb:
*whack* *Smash!* "Oh, dear. That was the last of the dishes *your* mother gave us!"
gleeb:
In other news, Tom Ridge was confirmed as Secretary for Fatherland Security by the Senate today...
Amon:
.oO ("Dare I call Gerson for that date?")
gleeb:
"Be careful out there, Son." "Ma, I'm a singer in a "Village People" tribute band." "Yes, I know."
Amon:
"Ma'am, I'm here about the calls to Gerson. He told me to tell you that he's flattered, but he's not interested. Good day... Oh, I almost forgot! Here's a restraining order for you."
Amon:
"Thank you for stopping by, Officer. And thank you for taking that restraining order with you. If you ever need me to "convince" you of something again, feel free to stop by!"