Chebby:
"We have since learned that touching the bulb will result in premature failure, film melting, projector fire, theatre fire, maiming and death. Please read the revision section of your manual."
DrClayForrester:
ARRRRRGH!!! TURNITOFF!!!! TURNITOFF!!! FORTHELOVEOFGOD!!!
The_Gray_Zombie:
Uh, excuse me. I got my finger caught in the projector. "Again?!? That's what? Four times this week?" Five.
DrClayForrester:
You've got a lot of carbon scoring here...
Chebby:
"Any of you ladies loose your powder brush?"
Cambot:
Oh God, not TF 1-5421a AGAIN...
MilkboxLarry:
James Bond's lunch box...
Chebby:
Bell And Howell, And You! A film to teach you how to set up your new Bell And Howell Projector...
shanky:
"ATP! Where have you been? Laura and I have been waiting for you!"
LauraPowers:
Straighten your back a little and maybe I'll consider acknowledging it as ATP.
MilkboxLarry:
Another day of urine-proofing the seats in John Edward's gallery...
Cambot:
This was before the Galactic Alliance had that neat-o popup projection of the Death Star...
shanky:
Note to FBI informants: Projection screens don't wear shoes.
DrClayForrester:
A young Elvis Presley works on his Uncle's moisture vaporators.
DrClayForrester:
This rare copy of "Debbie Does Germany" causes the projectionist to vomit.
MilkboxLarry:
Doug MacKenzie adjusts the plug on the "Intergalactic Border Patrol" video game...
LauraPowers:
.oO(I wonder what would happen if I stuck my hoo-hoo dilly in there? Maybe I'll just try a wet finger.)
DrClayForrester:
Obi-Wan finds the tractor beam power supply and prepares to shut it down...