Amon:
"Oh no! I KNEW that old broad was trouble! I saw this woman talking to Gerson just two days ago, and now she's DEAD! Damn freaky jealous old women!"
YingYang:
"What's this book called? Kama What-now?"
gleeb:
As part of the State Police's Community Outreach, I'd like to trade some recipes with you.
Amon:
"So tell me the truth, ma'am. Did you kill that woman?" "Yes, I did. No one's gonna take my Gerson away from me! No one! Not her, or any of these other women in this scrapbook!"
Chebby:
Why Mr. Ponch, why would you bring your family album to pick someone from for a lineup?" "Uh oh, wrong book ma'am." *snatch!*
YingYang:
As Tito
Amon:
"Yeah, I got sent here to prison for helping that old bitch out killing those ho's that were after that Gerson. He's one fly dude to get that kind of devotion!"
YingYang:
"I shoulda never got in the ring..."
gleeb:
"Excuse me, are you the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?" "No, that's Shaft. This is a *mock* turtlenck."
TyranosaurisRex:
Lamont, you big dummy!
YingYang:
Their torrid love affair involved poles and long distance charges.
YingYang:
"There's something else you get to do twice, sweetmeat..."
gleeb:
Say, McFeely, there's only one phone in town, how come I keep gettin' the bill?
Amon:
"Hello, ma'am. You've been out with Gerson, right?" "Well, yes!" "Ah. Here's a telegram from some crazy old bitch threatening to rip off your head and shit down your neck if you see him again."
YingYang:
Parapelegic phone sex? ...yeah, it's turnin' me on, I guess...
YingYang:
Hey! No playing Keno while working!
Amon:
"Killed her. Killed her. Killed her and her dog. Ripped her head off and shit down her neck. Drove her insane. Not many more to go, and Gerson will be mine!"
YingYang:
"Oh, hi, Ying, it's me, Glenda Goodsuck. How ya been? You wanna just get right into it? Okay. Oh, fuck me! Fuck me hard! Oh!!!"