shanky:
"Intruder? I hardly KNOW her!"
LauraPowers:
I still can't find any pie on my chart.
shanky:
"Why grenades make lousy replacements for baseballs."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Ok, for your capping pleasure, I'm going to show you my home movies.
Amon:
I remember these days. Back before you had porn on DVDs or video. Porn on 16mm film. Boy, THAT brings back memories!
Cambot:
A young Dr. Forrester was the projectionist of Arch Hall Senior High...
LauraPowers:
Dude, just crank it so I can crank it.
DrClayForrester:
They told me that if I threaded the film right, they'd give me a real ribcage!
The_Gray_Zombie:
Sheriff Andy Taylor readies the film for Opie's class.
DrClayForrester:
So, it's a film on how to show a film?
DrClayForrester:
Ah, I see the snack bar is open!
Cambot:
Well at least they accurately protray the Navy...
Amon:
I also remember the days when generic brands were all the rage. You could buy alcohol in bottles marked only "alcohol." Boy, THAT brings back memories!
DrClayForrester:
Ah... Here's your problem. Your projector doesn't use these old wooden reeds...
The_Gray_Zombie:
See, we'll never know when the movie begins or ends, cuz he's taking those special parts to make his robot friends
Cambot:
John, it says I'm... I'm... I'm PREGNANT!
LauraPowers:
Aww, does the little projector have a booboo?
DrClayForrester:
Okay, we need to take a little specimen now... Could you fill this, please?