Amon:
This is the rare 300 rpm record.
Cambot:
The White Man's Burden II: Sweatshop Exploitation
shanky:
"Anybody lose a finger?" "Over here!"
LauraPowers:
The color is slowly draining out of them. Get these men some Skittles, STAT!
The_Gray_Zombie:
They used to have computer terminals, but all they did was cap, so the boss had the terminals removed
DrClayForrester:
So, lemme get this straight... He stands there, and the carbonite comes from this grate here?
The_Gray_Zombie:
You won't get away with this, Dudley. "Ha, I have gotten away with it. You and your cello case are my prisoners."
Chebby:
"Rod!" " What?" "No, I need another rod."
DrClayForrester:
Y 4? Cuz U R OK!
LauraPowers:
Damn waffle backed up my sink.
DrClayForrester:
Sharper Image offers a little device called "Mr. Thingy" for just $1099.00...
Amon:
This is the formula to get the perfect amount of jelly in the donut.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Oh, so there are no nuclear weapons in this country? What's this? "A cookie factory."
DrClayForrester:
The sign reads: "This part of SkyLab dropped on this very site in 1979, much to the dismay of Mrs. Harriet Carter, who was standing here at the time."
Amon:
Lt. Col. Glenn Manning's buttplug
LauraPowers:
"We have penetration."
DrClayForrester:
Madonna's new vibrator is assembled by skilled craftsmen...
Cambot:
Casual dress day on the Death Star...