MoldLangSyne:
"Oh, and as for you, Vermont and Hampshire -- yes, I said Hampshire. You know my stance on calling it 'new' -- I'm combining the 2 of you into one state and calling it Fleeneramavilleberg."
Dante83:
"And I mean Vermont and Wisconsin are practically the same thing anyway, so one of them is getting the boot."
Dante83:
Her new year's resolution: To be less neagtive.
Dante83:
What's most disturbing about this shot is that a large pig seems to be gesturing to the photo.
new_years_gleeb:
The Minefield Open is the least popular on the PGA Tour.
Pumaman_The_Criterion_Edition:
"Now you name and label the parts of this diagram."
Hinermad:
S'cuse me, Cap'n, but when I said that horse was used by the men for sexual purposes, I meant that they ride it into town to visit the whorehouse.
Hinermad:
"Here comes the mailman, Mom." "Okay. Keep your fingers crossed, Timmy. If the twins here do their job, you'll have a father before the end of the week."
chilwil:
Orson Welles concentrates on his final film: The Third Eye. eventually, though, he quits amid his third migraine.
Kota:
50 Billion silk worms out of work, just so we can have "Leggs..."
JurassicPork:
"Do the windshield, too, please?" One too many people mistook Barney Fife for a gas attendant, and he went out and shot everyone in Mayberry, one bullet at a time.
gleeb:
Since when is Chevy interested in baseball stats?
Hinermad:
"I told you that bridge was too low." "Be quiet."
Hinermad:
The poor man's bikini wax.
gleeb:
Hmmm, better pick up some more towels, I'm running low...
More_Moatas_all_the_time:
"Any other questions? I mean, any more questions about this subject? Ah, thought not."
meQal:
Originally titled Wheels of Fortune, but Merv Griffin threaten to sue.
tinaw:
Kill! Kill!