JoeCrow:
If the Japanese alphabet consists of over 2,000 characters... Think how long that song must be?
Santa_Moatas:
"When preparing to make 'Infant roast', you must first steal an infant. We got this one from the Osmond. There are so many of them, no one noticed."
Santa_Moatas:
"It costs fifty cents to make, we'll sell it for a dollar and make it habit forming."
Santa_Moatas:
Back when sex was a legitimate business, girls would flock from across America to try out for various... 'positions'
Santa_Moatas:
While watching the all-white version of 'Oh, Calcutta', the Harlam St. Players decided that they can do it better.
Santa_Moatas:
When in Europe, keep a close eye on the Dutch
Santa_Moatas:
Michael Jackson's Neverland Euro
Upstarta_Clause:
Nobody wanted to play with little Timmy with the gorilla hand because he was different.
Upstarta_Clause:
Private School Boys Gone Wild Vol 3
Upstarta_Clause:
"Braaad... I think there's a sniper on da roof." "Oh grandma, don't be rediculous. You're just seeing things. It's probably--" *pewt!* *spak!* "Fuck!!"
Upstarta_Clause:
Mr. Rogers was spotted today politely holding up old ladies on park benches at gunpoint...
RoundYonEnoch:
"Raise underpants!"
Dankerella:
Jenny's farts smell like burnt melba toast in a light asparagus cream sauce.
Santa T. Robot:
Oh... I never saw Mommy doing THAT to Santa under the mistletoe before...
RoundYonEnoch:
"Oh, oh, oh, nobody said nothin' about posin' for no pictures!"
RoundYonEnoch:
Jack Lemmon?
TrezKu:
*Crunch crunch* Mu ha ha ha! Run little boys and girls! Run! *crunch crunch*
stareater:
Despite his boss's protests, Cletus insists on giving each cow a full cavity search.