da_upstart:
"... And like the shotgun and a wounded horse, you'll be ready to shoot that muhfucka when your Model T breaks down for the 5th time that day..."
wd40:
You know the economy is really in the dumps when the homeless start panhandling each other!
da_upstart:
And Saddam was finally found in Takrit in a Smokey the Bear costume trying to blend in with the wildlife today...
wd40:
Good evening Bethlehem... Boy do I have a high maintennance wife... Mary rode my ass all the way from Nazareth and boy is he tired!
stilljane:
"Where are Paris and Nicole when you need them?"
JurassicPork:
"Yes, verily, the Gods must be crazy!"
TrezKu:
Frightingly enough, he saw the sniper right before he shot him...
RodRocket:
"Golly-Bajollickers, gang!"
RodRocket:
"Killer bees! Run! RUNNNN!!!"
Pumaman_The_Criterion_Edition:
"Attention... attention... tonight's movie has been M*A*S*H"
MSTzilla:
Satan Claws makes his yearly rounds over Hiroshima...
TrezKu:
You know, the legend lives on from the Chippawa down...
MSTzilla:
Ice boating is always a great time until some jackass brings his car out on the lake.
MSTzilla:
"WHOA! Whatta ya doin' with that hand Bob!?" "You said you were 'untouchable' Mr Ness." "It's a figure of speech moron!"
TrezKu:
If riding that makes you feel like a champ, keep at it buddy.
TrezKu:
This thing will do some thing... if I keep adding stuff on it...
wd40:
Time Life books, can I interest you in the Dr Seuss collection, it costs one fish two fish...
jildo:
Therefore Robert Johnson was sadly never able to fulfill his lifelong dream of yelling, "Stop the presses!"