"Inventing Situations Page 124 (2003)"






Upstarta_Clause:
"Were you just staring at Action Librarian?" "Well, sorta yeah, I was just wondering if he could help--" "Well he's *my* man, be-otch!!"


Upstarta_Clause:
Steamboat Willie's Floating Brothel was one of the original Mickey Mouse cartoons we've never seen... until now.


GersonK:
"I see a future where overalls, cardigans, and silly captain's hats can live in harmony." "What about cordouroy jackets with elbow pads?" "As if."


Dante_Claus83:
"Yes, I've got one of the Darren's from 'Bewitched' here... umm, I don't know... the second one, I think? Hold on... Hey Sir, can you say 'SAAAM!!'?"


Dante_Claus83:
"You sunk my battleship!"


Dante_Claus83:
"And then what you do is you take butter, and you melt it right INTO the pork gravy... then you want to get yourself some Crisco. You stir that in till it's all thick, right..."


Dante_Claus83:
Dan Akroyd always gets a few 'special perks' when flying. Notice the look of envy on the face of the guy next to him.


Dante_Claus83:
"Today's my last day, so I'm going to do something I've wanted to do for a long time. I think many of you will recognise this piece. Kenny Roger's, "The Gambler." "On a warm summer's evenin'..."


RodRocket:
"Take me, Earl! Make me feel like a natural woman!!!"


RodRocket:
"Stop copying me!" "Stop copying me!" "Quit! I mean it!" "Quit! I mean it!" "I'm tellin' Mom!" "I'm tellin' Mom!"


RodRocket:
"Unmask, or I'll kick you again, you pansy!"


Pumaman_The_Criterion_Edition:
The Railroad goes through Mr. Rogers Neighborhood


Pumaman_The_Criterion_Edition:
yup ... a loose steering wheel usually means danger


Pumaman_The_Criterion_Edition:
The reenactment of JFK's assassination in nausiating detail


SadMatt:
I see someone's riding on the freeway in their "Pink Cadillac"


SadMatt:
I guess it was a lot harder to live out of your car in those days


Billy_Zoom:
Those two guys are there to make sure she doesn't act like a bitch...


Billy_Zoom:
People just standing around... waiting for situations to invent.



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