JurassicPork:
Meanwhile, backstage at Martha Stewart: Living...
Amon:
Meanwhile, backstage at a Victoria's Secrets show...
rickubis:
There's your contact lens! Let me push your eye onto it!
Amon:
"I'll get you for throwing that red sock in with my whites, bitch!"
Amon:
"We're not doing anything, mom! Just a little pillow fight."
porpoise:
"Come here and shake my hand, Torgo." "iS tHiS somE KinD oF a JoKe?"
MSTzilla:
Someone should really tell her that there's a giant Northwestern Tree Slug on her head.
rickubis:
Actually, his name was just Van Winkle. "Rip" was added because of the sounds and smells that erupted while he was asleep.
Amon:
WOW! An elbow to the crotch! No wonder Torgo doesn't like these gals too much!
YibbleGuy:
Belinda Carlisle averts her head from the Go-Go's 'backstage drunk with groupie' video.
JurassicPork:
"Now, honey, my fighting with the other half-naked girls was actually beautiful and... liberating. And Daddy will be so pleased..."
MSTzilla:
Susan was always partial to chilled monkey brains... the fresher the better.
Amon:
"Mommy?" "Yes, dear?" "It would be a lot easier to feed if you took off the bra."
chebwa:
"Torgo! The story! Again!" "YeS MAster... THIS little PIGgy..."
MSTzilla:
"I forgot your Dr. Pibbs in the car. I'll go get them."
JurassicPork:
"Quick, get me the graham crackers and chocolate!"
Moatas:
As Dave looked at his cards, he upped the anty because he knew he had a real hot hand.
rickubis:
I *told* you what would happen if you gratified yourself! But would you listen? NOOOOOOO!