porpoise:
This pajama party's a drag. Let's go over to the guy's dorm and raid their drawers.
MSTzilla:
Little Eddie Munster's all grown up and become a freak. Who da thunk it?
Amon:
Joe wasn't sure what went on at his wife's Tupperware Parties, so he set up a hidden video camera.
JurassicPork:
The Three Furies slipped on something that fell out of Torgo's trouser leg and, as you can expect, they were *furious*...
porpoise:
"I cnn sshhhhhhhtil drivfe. Gimmmme the keyshh."
Amon:
"Lemme at her! Lemme at her! NO-ONE says my floor has a dingy yellow tint!"
rickubis:
Whatever they were, the local picturesque backwood inbreeds thought they'd be "good eatin'" and shot them all.
JurassicPork:
Then, the fighting, night-gowned women coalesced into a single Super Bimbo...
YibbleGuy:
Carol Channing makes a VERY determined pass at Melissa Ethridge.
Amon:
"Tsk-tsk. And you want to be my latex salesman..."
rickubis:
I've been capping for *years*! I cap every day and every night! And look at me! Just fine!
Amon:
Although he tries to hide it, Torgo's crotch gives away the fact that he has a crush on The Master.
JurassicPork:
"Please leave. Torgo's still changing..."
MSTzilla:
The founder of "Hands Across America" ladies and gentlemen!
YibbleGuy:
[maybe I'm dense, but, I've seen this movie 27 times, and I just figured out that those red things on the master's suit are supposed to be hands.]
JurassicPork:
When threatened, the Unctious Thespian spreads its wings to appear larger and more talented than it actually is.
porpoise:
Lucifer was actually a pretty good artist with the oils.
MSTzilla:
A super model tries to escape the Victoria Secrets show through the tunnels of East Berlin.