rickubis:
I can *never* get the hang of roasting marshmallows!
YibbleGuy:
Complain about the low-budget special effects if you will--I think that "M" for Manos in the flame is really cool.
MSTzilla:
"But you answered my ad. You mean you don't like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain. You're not into cult freaks and not into bondage and pain?"
Moatas:
"I told you before, I will only release you from this room when you agree to marry me and let me ignore you on Sundays."
Amon:
"Bwa-ha-ha! You call this S&M? A rope?! Torgo and I have done more than this!"
Moatas:
"I keep telling you, I'm NOT Joan of Arc. I'm Jane of Chicago!"
YibbleGuy:
o/` "I tie my gal up with a piece of twine/ I keep my eyes wide open all the time/ I keep the ends out for the tie that binds/ Because you're mine/ I pull the twine."
MSTzilla:
Melissa Joan Hart's reality wedding took a really dark turn somewhere.
Amon:
"Why I insisted on dragging this pillow with me, I'll never know!"
JurassicPork:
"Fourteen years of marriage without losing your footing, NOW you finally fall down."
YibbleGuy:
"Yes, I *did* say 'Grab your left breast' ... but I didn't say 'Simon Says'."
MSTzilla:
The referee steps in and sends the two hell wenches to their neutral corners...
Amon:
"I can't believe you gave me a purple nurple! You JERK!"
JurassicPork:
"Think, bitch, think! When he emptied the car, where did Torgo put my... plain brown parcel?"
Amon:
Marilyn Monroe chases Jackie-O away from her and JFK's beach-house.
Amon:
"That's right. Land that plane right over here."
MSTzilla:
The lesser known, Bill Skywalker was content to just holding the piece in Little Rock.
Moatas:
Unable to get a real 'Hell Hound', Bob endured many snickers from other coven members