Amon:
Michael: "Honey, have you seen our daughter lately?" Margaret: "No, last time I saw her she was playing with Torgo." Torgo: "NOTHING!"
rickubis:
Ok... you can keep it. But *you* clean the litterbox.
JurassicPork:
"SleEp TighT. iF yoU HeaR GoatS blEetiNg aNd PowEr ToOls, jUst IgnOre TheM."
porpoise:
Barbie's friend Midge.
Amon:
Little known fact: Torgo was not only a servant of Manos, but was also one hell of a polka caller!
YibbleGuy:
Felix Unger looks down at Oscar Madison and says, "Be SLOPPY with it, Oscar! SLOPPY!"
Amon:
Mark of a lonely man: He has to give himself a wedgie.
porpoise:
A youngish Ed Sullivan and Mary Tyler Moore.
Amon:
"Now honey, it's only natural to be curious about things like that when you see mommy and daddy doing things you haven't seen before. First, you cut the goat's throat, then drink the blood, and then..."
rickubis:
She got caught out late. I guess she's... busted.
rickubis:
So.... where do I find thees "bath" you talk about? Where should I take it *to*?
JurassicPork:
"Torgo? Are you behind the curtain?" "NO. KEeP unDresSing."
rickubis:
Suddenly there came a tapping, a sort of drunken, stinking rapping, as if a scuzzy drunk was rapping... rapping on my window pane.
JurassicPork:
"Black Dildo IV is a go, gentlemen. We have liftoff..."
porpoise:
After the fire accident, Manos only went out with midgets, little girls, and women in wheelchairs.
Amon:
"Now, ma'am! How many times do I have to tell you to quit *pole-dancing* out here in public?"
chebwa:
"Oh, I see someone has already charmed your snake for you. Very well, I'll be on my way."
rickubis:
What was in that champagne? How'd I get on this floor tangled in the tablecloth?