Pumaman1138:
"i SeE SomEoNe HaS StoLeN YoUr EnGiNe." "Thats the trunk."
porpoise:
No wonder he's so pale. He's anemic from all the bloodletting.
Pumaman1138:
Hatfield or McCoy... your choice
YibbleGuy:
An older Huck Finn, back from the Territories, has a special present for Aunt Sally.
Amon:
"Wally! Beaver! Your mother wanted me to tell you to quit making sacrifices to your dark lord Beelezebub and get in here for dinner. Don't forget to wash your souls!"
YibbleGuy:
. o O "I love a man who has a cell phone 20 years before they'll be invented."
rickubis:
Quit crying! It's only horseradish! It'll rinse out.
Amon:
"You know, dear, if you keep feeding that monkey, it'll *never* leave!"
porpoise:
Are you finished with the "couch" Honey? I want to drive to town and need to put it back in the car.
rickubis:
"Hi! I'm your Misery Date!" "Mystery Date, you mean." "Whatever..."
Amon:
"TwentY BUCKS, sir-rr! Same as DOWNtown!"
porpoise:
"hi SailOR. cOmE heRe ofTEn?"
tweek:
Glen Campbell's DUI mug shot
Pumaman1138:
"This was no boating accident."
rickubis:
You don't have any money? Why'd I marry you, then?
porpoise:
"tHiS sCAb i goT laSt niGht. tHis oNE wHEn tHe doG biT me."
rickubis:
It followed me home, Dad? Can I keep it?
JurassicPork:
"But, honey, he's almost done unloading the car! We can't leave!" "MY two-week vacation's over!"