"Inventing Situations Page 113 (2003)"






TyranosaurisRex:
We laced Jane's turkey with large amounts of tryptophan. Let's watch.


144b:
Meanwhile, back at Ying Yang's...


144b:
That's right, I want you to handle the Zalofeina hit, capiche?


JurassicPork:
"Get me Dr. Bombay, quick. He's turning into Dick Sargent..."


echostation:
"Quick, Darren, save yourself before the Evil Black Triangle gets you too!"


JurassicPork:
Jimmy Durante in VERTIGO...


JurassicPork:
Give them blow jobs...


echostation:
Have an officer watch their every move, tail them if necessary, tap their phones...


Pumaman1138:
o/ " .. I get my kicks on Route 666 ..." o/


JurassicPork:
"Did ya'll know that you lost yer kid about five miles back?"


Amon:
/~ "My name is Torgo. I live on the second floor. I live upstairs from you..."


porpoise:
Poster boy for Barnyard Animals Yearly.


Pumaman1138:
"I'm selling Little Debbie snacks door to door..."


JurassicPork:
.oO oH dEar. i Hope THat tHaT Dom PerIgNon iS The RigHt VintaGe... OO.


JurassicPork:
"IF yoU HavE any oThER QueStIons PleAse TAlk To tHe Hand..."


Pumaman1138:
"Yes that's Earnest Hemmingway, young lady..."


porpoise:
I recognize the dance Torgo is doing because my mom used to do it. It's called the Big Apple.


porpoise:
"You drive a huge car." "You compensate your way, I'll compensate mine."



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