JurassicPork: You know you're rich when you can dictate your captions for other people to type out. |
JurassicPork: Audience reaction to seeing Kathy Bates's and Jack Nicholson's nude scene in "ABOUT SCHMIDT". |
WEIRD_1: I want a clean caption, no capping below the waist... |
WEIRD_1: I love it when Andy Kaufman wrestles |
Mr_Grant: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Tango |
Mr_Grant: Vampire pickup joint. |
Buffoon: .oO That felt AWFULLY wet! Maybe I better go check... |
Buffoon: "What are you doing?!?" "Just taking out the trash." |
Torgone: Dearest... your breasts are... really firm. May I see them some day? |
Betsy Ross: The first phone sex operator. |
Dante83: "Tell me honestly, Who do you like better, me or the second Darren?" |
Dante83: "Hey, you got any of that cheese what comes in a spray can? I ain't had breakfast yet." |
Dante83: Terry Thomas, Auto Mechanic "Oh well I say old bean, you've got quick a bugaboo down here under your hood, oh yes..." |
TryptophanOverdoseNoir: Before the gender reassignment, he was Ernestine Borgnine. |
TryptophanOverdoseNoir: "OK, we're all in agreement then: Johnny is kicked out of student council for cheating and he is furthermore deemed not spongeworthy." |
Racerex: Contrary to Tarzan's wishes, Jane decorated the treehouse in a post-modern style. |
Racerex: Norton and Trixie didn't really start to live until they bought that sports car... |
144b: "Oh dear? Was that me?" Yes, mother, it was! Did something crawl up you & die? |
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