"Inventing Situations Page 112 (2003)"






JurassicPork:
You know you're rich when you can dictate your captions for other people to type out.


JurassicPork:
Audience reaction to seeing Kathy Bates's and Jack Nicholson's nude scene in "ABOUT SCHMIDT".


WEIRD_1:
I want a clean caption, no capping below the waist...


WEIRD_1:
I love it when Andy Kaufman wrestles


Mr_Grant:
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Tango


Mr_Grant:
Vampire pickup joint.


Buffoon:
.oO That felt AWFULLY wet! Maybe I better go check...


Buffoon:
"What are you doing?!?" "Just taking out the trash."


Torgone:
Dearest... your breasts are... really firm. May I see them some day?


Betsy Ross:
The first phone sex operator.


Dante83:
"Tell me honestly, Who do you like better, me or the second Darren?"


Dante83:
"Hey, you got any of that cheese what comes in a spray can? I ain't had breakfast yet."


Dante83:
Terry Thomas, Auto Mechanic "Oh well I say old bean, you've got quick a bugaboo down here under your hood, oh yes..."


TryptophanOverdoseNoir:
Before the gender reassignment, he was Ernestine Borgnine.


TryptophanOverdoseNoir:
"OK, we're all in agreement then: Johnny is kicked out of student council for cheating and he is furthermore deemed not spongeworthy."


Racerex:
Contrary to Tarzan's wishes, Jane decorated the treehouse in a post-modern style.


Racerex:
Norton and Trixie didn't really start to live until they bought that sports car...


144b:
"Oh dear? Was that me?" Yes, mother, it was! Did something crawl up you & die?



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