JohnProktorD:
"And remember, son, even when you're our age you have have a wonderful relationship." "That's great!" "The sex has fallen off to birthdays and major holidays, but I manage."
Snake_Eyes_Silver_Bells:
"Is that a joy buzzer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me??" BZZZZZZZZZT
MadSigntist:
Aragorn can't get Eowyn's main stew ingredient off his mind.
SunSinner:
When the Devil goes down to Georgia he always stays at the Best Western.
echostation:
"No laughing or I'll send you bastards straight to Hell!"
MadSigntist:
"See honey, the new Posturepedic can get your legs in the proper position for some kickin' sex!"
SunSinner:
It's Discount Dracula, comin' to git ya.
Generik:
When shopping for tattoos, be sure to check out The Screaming Skull, just off Hwy. 95, next to Bobby Wayne's Dew Drop Inn, near the mall.
porpoise:
Want some Robitussin? For your coffin.
Generik:
The old neighborhood bordello got the nickname "The Screaming Skull House" onnaccounta the quality of the oral sex found there.
Generik:
"Me? No, I'm the Laughing Skull. You want my cousin, played by some actor you never heard of before. Just like these folks."
The_Seer:
Even these kids thought Glen Campbell's mug shot was funnier than either Michael Jackson's or Nick Nolte's.
144b:
Look, do your aerobics on your own time, Gerg!
Snard:
He put his Electrolux on the wrong setting by accident, and blew his mind.
Snard:
So THAT'S where Saddam has been hiding!
Pumaman1138:
...time to follow the bouncing ball and sing along...
Kota:
After being released on parole after 55 years in prison, Michael Jackson is quick to pick up where he left off.
WEIRD_1:
When does color enter Pleasantville?