Mustanganddressing:
Let me see your War Face...
Turk_Amon:
"I don't believe it! She's actually scared stiff!" *poke* *poke* "I always thought that was just a saying!"
Mustanganddressing:
of course I will, but first I need to find some extra batteries...
Mustanganddressing:
...and she held her mouth open like this... what do you think she wanted me to do?
Turk_Amon:
"I just loves me invisible friend."
Turk_Amon:
Meanwhile, in a fallopian tube somewhere...
Turk_Amon:
On the bright side, at least it's not Tim Allen. So it should be at least a *little* enjoyable.
Mustanganddressing:
And here at the North Pole, my dick just fell off...
Mustanganddressing:
...and you say that in the off season, you work as a RuPaul impersonator... hmmm....
echostuffing:
"And what are you jolly little elves doing?" "We're building fucking toys, what the fuck does it look like we're fucking doing?"
Turk_Amon:
Yeah, this'll make the kids have visions of sugarplums dance in their heads. Dances of death, maybe.
echostuffing:
"She sure knows how to suck a candy cane, if you know what I mean! Ho-ho-ho-ho!"
Mustanganddressing:
...and what are you building... what an idiot... and he fucking got mad when I fucking told the fucking stupid fucker... what a fucking fucked up stupid fucking fucker...
Mustanganddressing:
Darth Vader anal insert toy...
Turk_Amon:
Sometimes, I'm stunned that the Martians haven't conquered this planet years ago.
Mustanganddressing:
yes your Lordship... my worship ring is prepared for you Probe of Doom...
echostuffing:
"Lord Elrond will be most upset if he sees you playing with his Hobbit action figures!"
Mustanganddressing:
and I found it right where I left it... in my butt... right after that last fisting episode...