Mustanganddressing:
..and unknown to God, a UFO appeared behind him and distracted Moses...
Soozcat:
"So you're a saint, huh?" "Well, um, technically..." "Good! Will you marry us? I'm about ready for a little Martian nookie."
WaffleKing:
Hey fush yooo, you don't even know me, man. I'm freakin' Santa Claus!
WaffleKing:
None of you are Jews right? Because I give presents to all the boys and girls in the country-except the Jews.
blaacksheep:
Dear Santa, Please bring my mommy 2 D-cell batteries for her toy...
WaffleKing:
So, just wondering. What side was Santa Claus on in that whole Cold War mess? I mean, the North Pole owes allegiance to no country and Santa IS a world player.
blaacksheep:
On some planets, this is considered pornography.
blaacksheep:
Michael Jackson's hidden room...
KotaPilgrim:
...and then he said to say something a turkey might say, so I said, "Eat me, Pilgrim." I don't even want to TALK ABOUT what happened next...
KotaGobbler:
Marge couldn't contain herself as her "Orgasmatron 5000 Hi-Fidelity, personal, 6-way multivibrator" went from "Stimulate" directly to "Yea, Baby!"
CapMidnight:
Juan Valdez' largely-unknown brother, "Exxon" Valdez
CapMidnight:
oO( Yesss. While he's dissstracted by thisss babe, I'll jussst take my Preciousss... my precioussss /toasssster oven/... yessss ) "Hi! I'm Miss Gumby!" "Well, hello!"
Koa:
Something smells mighty fishy around here...
144butterball:
This is Frank Zappa!
144butterball:
I'll never marry you, Snidely Whiplash!
144butterball:
Another Friday night in the Playboy Grotto.
GersonK:
"Don't look at me. I'm hideous!"
Turk_Amon:
Poor Marilyn. None of the other Marilyns, or Touch Connors, would play "Rock, Paper Scissors" with her.