CapMidnight:
"You wanna stare at her breasts some more? Huh?!? Five dolla'! Then I move my arm back! Not before!!!"
Turk_Amon:
"I'm Barney Fife. Damn glad to meet ya!"
goldspiderduck:
"20 men, east, 4 miles away. Coming fast..." "That's an engine, dear."
GlitTurkeyRock:
That's one of the most complex metal ball swinging-back-and-forth things I've ever seen!
shanksgiving:
"Shut up and let me do all the talking, Osama!"
TyranoturkeyRex:
There's a guy named McQueen on the phone. He says a blob is terrorizing the town. All I can figure is Rosie O'Donnell is in town.
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
.oO(Ohhh Ziggy- will you never win?)
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
So *that's* what Blondie does when Dagwood's at work.
shanksgiving:
Oh, I get it! Marilyn Monroe is too good for Buddy Hackett! I did a voice in "The Little Mermaid", I'll have you know!
Turk_Amon:
"Well, yeah. It's slutty and all. But I want something *really* slutty."
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
Plastics make his hair possible.
shanksgiving:
"Your naked pictures of the judge don't do him any justice!"
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
"Where's MY Romeo?"
Mustanganddressing:
Andy was tired of finding Barney spanking the monkey in the squad car...
Mustanganddressing:
Ghengis Kahn before coffee
Mustanganddressing:
OK folks, break it up, ya seen one severed penis ya seen em all... move along... hey lady, put that down...
Turk_Amon:
"Damn shame. So young. And pretty, too. Well, can't do nothing for her."
Mustanganddressing:
Why yes, I would like to hump her as I push her out the window... Why?