GlitTurkeyRock:
It's Quincy M.D. and Mr. Peepers!
Turk_Amon:
"...and there, on the door handle, was a hook!"
GlitTurkeyRock:
"The G-Force... the G-force..."
GlitTurkeyRock:
"Oooo... Otis, you'd better wait for Andy to get back." / "Get outta my way, Floyd. If you know what's good for ya."
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
"I don't feel any lumps, but just to be safe let's get a mamogram."
Dante83:
"Ok, now cough."
GlitTurkeyRock:
"Does it hurt when I do this?" (ear poke) / "AHHH! No, does it hurt when *I* do this?" (groin punch)
shanksgiving:
"The Nutty ATP Professor!"
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
Great, bug's bunny's going to suck her into a black hole so she can compete on a basketball team with him.
Turk_Amon:
"You know, if you try, I'm sure you can cinch that wiast a little tighter."
Dante83:
OK, do not panic. A black hole has opened right over your head and is about to suck us all in, but maybe if we remain perfectly still it will just go way.
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
"He took it out." "He did what?" "He took- it out." "He took it out?" "He took it out." "IT?" "IT."
GlitTurkeyRock:
"Mmmm-hmmmm. Last date ah went on didn' go so well. Tease left me with a case of blue-balls, found the next day with a slingblade in her. Some call it a kaiser-blade but ah call it a slingblade..."
Dante83:
"Just so you know this was not a good date and I won't be sleeping with you tonight." "I just picked you up!"
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
"No smell, no tell, Hennigans."
shanksgiving:
"Everybody loves Raymond! Fuck his brother! That's how everybody feels!"
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
"Watch what you do with those things, ma'am. You could poke and eye out."
GlitTurkeyRock:
Measurements: 36-12-34