Meldrick:
First there's the surface, then the mantle, then the oak layer, then the core.
Meldrick:
"Gonna turn up the reverb, and bust out the Glenn Miller remix album!"
LauraPowers:
The red section is where the largest amount of lynchings occured in the last 30 years.
Meldrick:
Well, if you're gonna fry an egg on the USA, the Texas pan-handle is the place to do it.
Amon:
This is what Baghdad is going to look like *while* being bombed by Little Hitler... I mean our beloved President Bush.
shanky:
"Goodbye Cinergy Field!"
LauraPowers:
Hey! That's me! Hi you guys! *waves*
Meldrick:
Optimus Prime and the autobots do the opening scene from Reservoir Dogs. Or that scene from The Right Stuff.
LauraPowers:
Ahhhh, Nevada. Will your casinos and toxic waste never cease to disgust me?
shanky:
"Dildo Gulch."
Amon:
On their way to Bethlehem, two of the wise men got lost in a nasty sandstorm. And thus the story now only has three wise men.
LauraPowers:
And here you can see the government setting off a bomb in Lake Mead so my water supply is nastier and more dangerous than it normally is.
Meldrick:
One of the dangers of radiation is mutation. Here we see Don King's hair rampaging through the Canadian wilderness, destroying all in sight.
Amon:
Les Nessman working on his sports cast: "Chy Chy Rodge-ri-gwayz..." *That's Chi Chi Rodriguez* "Mr. Rodge-ri-gwayz..."
DrClayForrester:
Monitoring egg movement around the world for over 50 years...
DrClayForrester:
The H-O scale Kathy Lee Gifford Child Labor Workshop by Lionel...
Chebby:
Bob's kid figured, "What the hell, an eclair will work just fine for the HO railroad set." That is until the ants came...
DrClayForrester:
And this is how your new Robo-Colon 2003 will work to make sure you keep whizzing like a champ!