elKapitan:
...All of which would not have been completed on time if it weren't for our good friends, the Chinese...
LauraPrancer:
The Trail of Tears doesn't look so bad here. Wussy Native Americans.
elKapitan:
The City of Oakland has huge aspirations of dominating the Pacific Rim.
elKapitan:
The Ghostbusters will almost fall off of this building in the future.
LauraPrancer:
You sank my battleship!
TrezKu:
Ah, nothing like the good ol' oil dumpin grounds!
TrezKu:
Douglas Fairbanks is... the First Action Hero!
TrezKu:
Hey! Mafia ninjas!
TrezKu:
"This is another fine mess you've gotten me into, Stanley!"
PieEater-1:
Mom makes me wear girl's underpants
ciscobells3600:
"So the tooth fairy isn't gay, just slightly effeminate?" "Exactly, son."
ciscobells3600:
"Always hurts the first time, son. You'll get used to it."
ciscobells3600:
In 2004, the state of Maine became the soveriegn republic of Minas Gerais. Nobody even noticed.
PieEater-1:
Where's the "No Fly Zone"?
ciscobells3600:
That's a tough croquet shot.
Candy Apple Red Chebby:
"I don't give a rats ass if you are a Daily, I won't take any more of your back seat driving lady!!! Get your ass out and walk to the paper!!"
Candy Apple Red Chebby:
Howard Hughes' failed attempt to fly a building.
Candy Apple Red Chebby:
"God *Damn* your drunk tests are hard!"