ciscobells3600:
Catering exclusively to Carrols.
ciscobells3600:
"Carrol, how's things?" "Super, Carrol. Thanks for asking." "Sure. Hey, you heard from Carrol?"
TyranosaurisRex-mas:
A Girl Scout helps 50 drunken Irish NYC bums to cross the street on St. Patrick's day.
ciscobells3600:
Oh no. Where's his other hand?
ciscobells3600:
"Awe, fiddle-faddle!"
ciscobells3600:
In the park. I think it was the fourth of July.
ciscobells3600:
"Kissinger's been in there for over an hour. Get comfortable."
ciscobells3600:
Gwen Stefani and Billy Corgan doing the 'I Love Lucy' bit.
shankybells:
"The Popsicle stick village was almost complete."
Dairaindeer:
There once was a crew from Nantucket, who can't haul cement so they chuck it. 'til some chunks from a side crushed this worker named Clyde, and they carried his pulp home in a bucket...
shankybells:
"The lettuce is here! The lettuce is here!"
shankybells:
"Aahhhh!!!" "Sorry, Jim! Try to land on your feet!"
Hinermad:
Behold the future of transportation: Alamo will be an airline and U-Haul will rent cars... IN THE FUTURE!
LauraPrancer:
Either he has no right hand or he has a horrible tailor.
shankybells:
In an effort to test his foot fetish recovery program, John would spend his entire lunch hour walking in front of the Payless Shoe Store.
shankybells:
"Oh attendant! Would come get this ol' bag out of my car?"
weird-1.com:
Let me out of here, you dirty rotten screw!
LauraPrancer:
o/' How much is that baby in the window? The one with the waggily tail? o/' "It's free because it has a waggily tail."