TyranosaurisRex-mas:
= How far I have my head up my ass.
Sant_Amon:
"I appreciate that, Sheila, but I don't swing that way."
TyranosaurisRex-mas:
.oO(She's so hot! I'll never forget last night. I knew she wasn't messon when she brought out the Wesson)Oo.
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
"Again, Mary. Stop with the lesbian advances."
amycamus:
"Excuse me, but aren't you Rita Hayworth?"
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
*toke* *bra snap* *toke* *snoring* *toke* *toke* *bra snap*
amycamus:
.oO(Now if I just casually knock my eraser onto the floor with my elbow maybe Todd will pick it up...)
experiment_626:
.oO Man its tought being a 30 year old sophomore Oo. - .oO Why doesn't he get out of here, he's filling the room with old man smel! Oo.
amycamus:
...introduces its new and rather dubious ad campaign: "Screening words of wisdom, let it EB, let it EB."
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
Poor guy. His ass is undescended.
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
Fred Mertz, cake decorator.
Tiny_gleeb_Crachit:
Exclusive footage of the new Star Wars character, Darth Octopus, who wields eight light sabers at once.
Tiny_gleeb_Crachit:
Manufacturers, upon hearing the president's foreign policy, ramp up production of tinfoil, anticipating increased "hat liner" demand.
Tyranosauris_Rex-mas:
.oO(Maybe I should convert to Judaism. One of them thar yamulkes would cover up my bald spot just perfect)Oo.
AnduraSmetacek:
Our farm machinery is guaranteed to have more places where you can get a limb caught or your money back.
elKapitan:
Der Fuhrer approves of dis bridge!
elKapitan:
Der Fuhrer vants France taken over by late Summer! Mach schnell!
elKapitan:
"Scheise! Ve're on de Tacoma Narrows Bridge! Das ist nicht so gut! Fahren oder ve die! Mach schnell!"