E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
"Sure, she only likes me for my lifetime supply of Wesson Oil, but I don't mind."
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
"Hello, ladies. Welcome to Topless Dancing 101. Now, remove your tops, please."
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
"All those whose genitals are on the inside, please leave the room. That means you too, Clarence."
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
Waste Management & Construction businesses: Once you get in you can never get out
TyranosaurisRex-mas:
Got a dumb ass teacher? Show 'em this film.
Tiny_gleeb_Crachit:
Has anybody seen my slide rule?
experiment_626:
When you pull an unexpected boner while delivering your lecture, you can camofluage it with your notes, thusly.
experiment_626:
You, the fiery vixen in back, come by my office after class to discuss the merits of an unearned "A."
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
"Today's special guest speaker will be Ralph Macchio."
Sant_Amon:
"I appreciate that, Sheila, but I don't swing that way."
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
Robert Duvall in "The Parent Trap," today on YSMT...
Sant_Amon:
Mr. Jackson has a flashback to happier times.
amycamus:
There I was, right in the classroom, when I started having another of those out of the body experiences.
Sant_Amon:
Bob Newhart's subtle humor tended to go right over the heads of the 6th grade class.
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
"Class, this is my sliderule. Touch it, and I break your fucking knuckles."
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
These are your parents, ladies and gentlemen.
Sant_Amon:
Silently and attentively, the class watched as Mr. Jackson and Miss Watson gave a demonstration during sex-ed class.
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
"You, the blonde in the front. Meet me at my house after class for some extra credit."