rickublitzen:
If only I knew how electricity worked. But that's *man's* work.
rickublitzen:
I enjoy putting white shoe polish into my hair. It makes me feel... good.
rickublitzen:
Yeah, Betty. I got a penis, but I still can't do whatever I want to. I might just throw it out. It's starting to smell bad, anyway. I doubt Tommy wants it back. He complained when I took it.
Tiny_gleeb_Crachit:
Halfway through the long walk to the road, tossing himself under a passing truck just seemed like too much effort...
wd40:
Dowsing for Dollars! Metal detectors for fun and Profit, tonight on ESPN.
Sant_Amon:
"Yep. It was right 'bout here where I sees those aliens. Weird lookin' little fellas, they was!"
Tiny_gleeb_Crachit:
Dave, She's 17, we're 12. You haven't got a chance.
Sant_Amon:
"Gee, Whitey. Do you really think that she likes me?"
Tiny_gleeb_Crachit:
Hoping to win Jethro's attention with a chicken cassarole...
wd40:
Lessee, hemlock, nightshade, and a touch of scopalomine to take the edge off...
rickublitzen:
Water the plants... water the plants. I've *had* it with watering the f&&king plants. They're having goddam plants for f%%king dinner.
MilkandcookiesLarry:
"Consarnit! I never get that 'Dilbert' cartoon!"
rickublitzen:
Wow... lookit all these stains on my pillow. Gotta stop doing that stuff at night, and blow my nose into something else.
Sant_Amon:
Oh, now that's just CRUEL! They don't have to remind me that Faith married that punk Tim! I mean, really...
rickublitzen:
Crawley films was bought by billionare Kirk Reepie. Now it's K.Reepie Crawley films.
Tiny_gleeb_Crachit:
You know, it's satisfying, transporting air to people unhappy with the dull local air they're used to breathing...
rickublitzen:
Battleship Gaming Championship of the World.
rickublitzen:
Donut shop is still closed, boys. Might as well go home.