gleeb:
The year Linus came closest, he got the Great Hippo to visit.
BlakHat1:
*GASP!* "Tiny Tim! You can walk! It's a miracle!" "Nah. I had them scammed from day one!"
evetsggod:
Kids! Can you find the appliances hidden in this picture?
EnochFett:
"An' I say I ain't been drinkin'!"
Mumble01:
Look what I won! A lifelike human couple!
gleeb:
Then, a gaping hole opened, and swallowed several dancing couples.
gleeb:
Well, she looks nice, but won't she scare the fish?
Amon:
In a move to save money, Worlds of Fun and Oceans of Fun merge into one huge theme park. With mixed results.
UpSky2:
He loves sitting in the dark smoking, with a phone receiver to his ear, listening to the distant dial tone...
UpSky2:
They're all smiling with gleeful cheer because their school has successfully resisted integration.
UpSky2:
Alicia Silverstone and Peewee Herman in '50s Playhouse For The Clueless'?
144b:
I'm smart, I'm special. And, dog gone it! People like me!
144b:
What kind of bulb is in that lamp. A 10 watt?
Fisk:
Two Ferris Wheels collided in a freak accident at a Fish Fry in southern Georgia
IMiss:
Save Ferris... wheel...
Fisk:
Your time has come old man Merlin! Pizah!
Fisk:
Helga House of Pain Grand Opening this Thursday 9-5
IMiss:
o/~I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and... ~o "Spare me. Are you gonna buy this one, or shall I have you try on another 100 hats?!"