YingYang:
How green was her valley? Actually, she douched right before so very little...
SirEnochTheChaste:
*move all porn to Recycle Bin* *empty Recycle Bin*
shorty:
"Ying!! Put your close on and stop humpin' the car, boy!!!"
shorty:
We really musta tapped into Father O'Kelly's site
shorty:
Young Artemis shows his little brother how to jack off at the playground.
UnReality:
So, Cindy... how's that Jim Beam and eyeglasses diet going for you?
Amon:
"So when do you think she will open her flower to you, El Guapo?" "Tonight. Or I'll *KILL* her!"
TyranosaurisRex:
Sky scrapers built after 9/11 will have anti-air craft stations on top.
GersonK:
New Dehliland
elKapitan:
oO And Dale Earnhardt Jr. wins the Daytona 500! The crowd goes wild! ... Who am I kidding, I'm racing a stinking go-cart here! Oo
elKapitan:
Tonight on Fox, When Sex Games Go Bad.
elKapitan:
George Wallace has to be spinning in his grave right now.
UpSky2:
Enter ye the spacious throne room of Shomar VI, Ruler of Rulers, Mightiest of the Huge Huge HUGE!
Buffoon:
"Welcome to SexToysRUS... Trust me... Most of these things? You don't want to know. Really. There's a reason they're over here in the 50% off section."
Buffoon:
"Oh sure... You go ahead and waste your time making the world's biggest lasagna noodle. What are you gonna cook it in? Ever make that mental leap?"
Snuffleupagus:
Is she Pole-Dancing?
144b:
Torpedo! Off the starbord bow! Right Full Rudder!!!
YingYang:
I haven't seen this much wood since I was a Boy Scout Master...