MrAtomik:
You've heard the expression Eating Crow? Well now we know that crows have a similar expression involving golf clubs
MrAtomik:
Bach is dead, and now he's De-Composing - arr arr
SirEnochTheChaste:
Call now and meet that special capper of your dreams. Ladies call free.
TyranosaurisRex:
This body language would indicate that there is incredible sexual tension between these two gentlemen... either that or they both have to take a wicked piss.
Buffoon:
"Dude? Your company's performance graph is... well..."
Buffoon:
...and even THIS wasn't enough of a pedestal for my ex-wife!
cambriaThirty-something:
Der Furher's painting of Herr Churchill.
SirEnochTheChaste:
Oh, great. If they take away my books at the airport, what am I supposed to do on the plane?
Amon:
"Who's your favorite actor?" "Ben Affleck." "Ben who?" "AFFLECK!"
SirEnochTheChaste:
Federal theater? Good to see our tax dollars spent so wisely... I'm sure "Counsellor at Law" is just the sort of thing the founding fathers envisioned...
BlakHat1:
"Come on, let's shake on it Mr. Bush! Hell, I'll let your son become President too for good measure!"
BlakHat1:
They just threw to Cobblepot baby carriage over the bridge... looks like another Batman sequel!
BlakHat1:
"I say, your sideburns look like testicles!" "Indeed… they're to scale!"
Mr_Grant:
"Alack! There is a fox loose in the hen house! Now to change into my Super Rooster disguise!" *And... cut! OK, call in the stunt cock!*
ROBOTCROWT:
Some kings really should consider the Ab-Doer.
BlakHat1:
J. P. Moneybags died today from a heart attack after the prices on the Monopoly board were adjusted for 70 years of inflation.
BlakHat1:
When the cannon ball is headed straight towards you, it's a bit too late to surrender.
ducks:
Jeez, Mona, couldn't you afford anything more than 12-Watt lightbulbs?