PlymouthRockLandedonBemis:
"Mmmmm... I feel Metamucilicious..."
NyssasHotCandiedYams:
This car has an extra set of headlights to scare off predators.
NyssasHotCandiedYams:
Cars of the future will have even more make-out room!
NyssasHotCandiedYams:
We all knew it was best not to bother Mom on days she tied little nooses into the phone cord.
NyssasHotCandiedYams:
You're right, Mom! Arsenic *does* look just like powdered sugar!
NyssasHotCandiedYams:
"And then once you have her down on the bed, you..."
SirEnochTheChaste:
"So, your boyfriend is taking you to Hooters?" "Girlfriend, Mom. Jeez, you never listen."
gleeb:
Sure, she's a snob. But just open her end and give 'er a good one, and she'll lighten up.
Upstarta_Clause:
"That's the technique when you ask them hoes to go in the copy room with you and fuck like rabbits. And if they think you're perverted, you tell them you were joking allowing future opportunities."
Upstarta_Clause:
"The Best of Snuff Films '63?" "Why... *I* didn't put that in there..."
gleeb:
Gauchos will often ride with their bolos out and exposed to the sun...
gleeb:
"I'll never do it," Henry vowed inwardly. "I'll never give up my hat!"
144blitzen:
And the Jelly Beans are ready to be shipped to all the world.
Tiny_gleeb_Crachit:
When they start taking snacks to the phone to keep up their strength, it's time to ask them to kick in towards the phone bill.
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
.oO He didn't like my back-of-the-fridge-surprise casserole! Oo.
Tiny_gleeb_Crachit:
Man, if only I could dye my hair plaid!
wd40:
Oh man, I wish I had a penis, then I could do what I wanted to!
wd40:
Hmmmm, where does mom keep the "D" batteries?