AcranBerryServo:
Mardis Gras is much more interesting on LSD...
turkubis_with_gravy:
Keep pushing! You've almost got my dentures back in place.
LanzmanWithGibletGravy:
"I just have to taste that turkey and dressing one more time... mmmm, that's the stuff..."
Cornbread_Stuffing_Reeves:
"Why, Rhett Butler! I didn't know you cared!"
Amon:
"I proclaim today, Thursday, the gayest day of the year!"
LanzmanWithGibletGravy:
Moments later, the beatings began. Marjorie didn't like parade hecklers.
Cornbread_Stuffing_Reeves:
The first Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade wasn't much since it mostly involved every citizen of New York milling about the street and moving in one general direction.
turkubis_with_gravy:
Please! Leave us! I wish to concieve a child with this female. Right now.
TyranoturkeyRex:
Bond, James Bond. I like my women shaken, not stirred.
turkubis_with_gravy:
Look, you *won* the poker game, now TAKE her!
Amon:
Roddy McDowell looks with disdain on a drunk George Clooney.
LanzmanWithGibletGravy:
"Bring me that one. He amuses me."
Generik:
Don't Dream Dangerous, BE Dangerous.
PlymouthRockLandedonBemis:
"How bout a little stuffing to go with that goose?"
Generik:
"Aw, jeez, Barney, not the drunk tank with Otis pawing me all night AGAIN!"
PlymouthRockLandedonBemis:
What?? A phone with its directory still attached. This film is definitely not grounded in reality.
NyssasHotCandiedYams:
Note how the car blends in with its surroundings.
cranberrybabe:
.oO Hot donuts at the Krispy Kreme... gotta hurry