turkubis_with_gravy:
"How many blind guys does it take to change a lightbulb?" "I don't know, but 15 have fallen off the ladder so far."
Generik:
"Man, her ass sure looks fat in that dress..."
Cornbread_Stuffing_Reeves:
...and they're Republicans! Well, doesn't that just put the whole thing in perspective!
Amon:
Mary didn't see pink elephants when drunk. Instead, she saw an albino elephant named "Knock-a-Knock."
Generik:
They're all so much happier since they removed the seats from those things.
turkubis_with_gravy:
Bob, you've lost your bike seat, yet you still look so happy! How do you do it?
Amon:
"This sure is a nice bulletin board you have here, Mrs. Cleaver."
turkubis_with_gravy:
Gee, Mrs. Cleaver! I didn't mean to kill the Beaver. You wouldn't let me stop.
Cornbread_Stuffing_Reeves:
"Should we put the Mescaline in the sandwiches or the soft drinks?"
turkubis_with_gravy:
When the concrete around your legs hardens, we'll take a ride out to the river, ok Jane?
Amon:
"Enjoying your apple?" "Mmm-HMMM!" "Well then, mind if I shove this candle up your ass?" "Mmm-mmm."
TyranoturkeyRex:
"PUMAT: The Movie"
Cornbread_Stuffing_Reeves:
No teeth, skeeter bites over every inch of skin, and lice... how attractive!
Generik:
Fred West, young man. And hike up that skirt while you're at it.
Amon:
Why, I can almost see one her girl-things! What kind of filth is Gerson playing here?
TyranoturkeyRex:
I never noticed "The Thinker's" tits before
PlymouthRockLandedonBemis:
Featuring the James Bond-like title theme "Swamp Women" as performed by Tom Jones and Bert Baccarat.
Amon:
The Slytheryn really know how to party!