sexyeggzy:
Tell me that's just mayo on your chin...
MrAtomik:
"Do you know what sexual harrassment is Miss Jenkins?" "Uhhhhhm, no..." "GOOD! You're hired!"
MrAtomik:
And if we shrink the annual operating expense budget, shown here in blue, we can increase the bagel and coffee budget, shown in tan, up to a full 75%!
Moatas:
Gee, my 'adventures for pleasures' usually start with a stacked blonde... or redhead... or brunette... or Asian... or...
LauraPowers85:
"Foreign whores that way, men!"
LanzmanWithGibletGravy:
"In sooth, thou art one fine wench. But hold, mine brother whose manhood I grip tightly wouldst taste of thy womanly charms."
CranHat1:
% Roland Roland Roland, keep those films of Roland, don't show them to the public, just HIDE! %
LanzmanWithGibletGravy:
Gave all his directions in code, I understand.
LanzmanWithGibletGravy:
Poker night at the old busboy's home.
porpoisepie:
The one on the right looks safer, but the other one looks like a thrill a minute.
YibbleGobble:
"Well, I don't know what a 'Stalag' is, Col. Klink, but we can discuss it after the private and I finish telegraphing the news about President Lincoln's assassination."
CranHat1:
"Tell us more about your TARDIS, Doctor!"
CranHat1:
"Hey kid... go flip some dials or something! I'm talkin' to the babe!"
Generik:
"Master, you were right! They DO taste like chicken!"
Crow Turkey Robot:
The day relations broke down between Delta Burke and Dixie Carter
PlymouthRockLandedonBemis:
"This prom I'm going to be elected Vestal Virgin." "That's not what Tad's been saying, Debbie." "Damn you, Sherrie, you bitch!"
Generik:
Sadly, no one guessed what was in his hands behind Gary Gilmore's back before the firing squad pulled their triggers.
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
"Mom, you're too old to join a cult. Plus, you look ridiculous in that outfit."