KotaPilgrim:
Yeah, he won the race... but I STILL don't think he's running a "stock" engine!
KotaPilgrim:
Honda's first attempt at using a magnetic engine met with a few side issues, yet to be solved.
TyranosaurisTurkey:
This is your reindeer on drugs. Any questions?
HenryBemis:
We *all* dated her at some point... um, none of you has AIDS, right?
TyranosaurisTurkey:
.oO(Someday I'll move to the US and marry a rich American Holstein. I'd still maintain my Swiss citizenship though)Oo.
Meldrick:
By simply attaching a cord to your pipe, you can have hours of fun confusing your spouse.
MayflowerLarry:
"Run, Forrest, Run!"
MayflowerLarry:
The annual PUMAT convention of 1958...
Meldrick:
Billy never did anything without consulting his evil doppelganger first.
Amon:
"And it's a clear day today over most of the planet. Sunny skies, and not a chance of rain. Get out and enjoy that picnic you've been planning!"
y_u_i_otta:
"Since I couldn't cure anyone, I thought maybe I'd be more successful at killing."
y_u_i_otta:
"1914 is all just a blur to me."
y_u_i_otta:
"Don't blame yourself. She was an invalid. We all know how good you were to Mother. It wasn't your falt, forgetting her in the car all afternoon in the hot sun while you were bowling."
Racerex:
And now, the death scene from "Hamlet," performed by The Silver Surfer...
ROBOTCROWNBERRYT:
How dry I am, how wet I'll be, if I don't get up soon and pee.
Loodvig:
Suddenly, Johnny's mom's dentures imploded...
Meldrik:
"Yes, dear, this is the notorious 'Fat Boy,' the one they actually dropped on Hiroshima." "Oh, isn't that special."
Meldrik:
Everyone knows what life in the Navy means: Lard. Lots and lots of lard.