Generik:
"I like big knees and I cannot lie..."
PlymouthRockLandedonBemis:
Oh dear, he's beginning to mold...
Crow Turkey Robot:
Pull my finger!
TyranoturkeyRex:
The man-haters version of the Heimlich manuver
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
What in hell is wrong with her boobs? I mean, honestly, look at them! They're abnormal...
Crow Turkey Robot:
Whoa... somebody strike a match!
PlymouthRockLandedonBemis:
That's alright, Billy. The beast with the two backs scared Mommy, too." *from the other room* "Hey! Daddy wasn't exactly a pillar of courage either!" "You're telling me, dear!"
TyranoturkeyRex:
A bizzare Mexican version of the play "Romeo and Juliet"
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
"Now touch your nose and say the abc's backwards."
Amon:
"I'm going to put this on my teacher's front step. Heh-heh-heh... That flaming dog-poop gag never gets old!"
ROBOTCROWNBERRYT:
Ah, and for her last meal, the prisoner is being served bananas flambe; or, as we would say in Texas, "burned bananas."
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
"Skin Diseases and You."
ROBOTCROWNBERRYT:
No, Sonny Bono, that doesn't make you look any scarier. For Pete's sake, you were married to Cher - what could be scarier than that?
TyranoturkeyRex:
I told you 10 cans of Colt 45 was too many
Amon:
"My marijuana crop! Burned to the ground! Oh, the humanity! Hey, why are those squirrels running around like that? And where did they get Cheetos?"
Cornbread_Stuffing_Reeves:
"I didn't realize being part of Tony Orlando and Dawn would involve human sacrifices!"
Generik:
"Percale, 600 thread count. Why do you ask?"
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
Damn it! Quit falling down, Anna! Drugs and stupidity don't mix.