E_the_E:
Nice tern style.
poltergleeb:
The Jolly Green Giant, feeling a little off-color, demands a human sacrifice!
trickubis_or_treat:
And so the body snatchers left down, dropping lumps of flesh and human fat as they went.
144boo:
Go ahead, Travis. Thread your way around them gates. I'll be fun.
UpSky2:
With a sultry expression and his best Lady Clairol conditioner, Tarzan swung from his Martha Stewart designer vine, across the clearing, whooping in a soprano falsetto... er... whats wrong with that?
cambria36ghost:
Wait til that son-of-a-bitch from Vitalis shows up.
Moatas:
"Oh, beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks!"
Moatas:
Before going legit, Mr. Clean had another 'occupation'
Moatas:
"It would help if you guys would row!"
Moatas:
"Touch not the cat without a glove!" "What the hell does that mean, Towman?" "I don't know, I just read it somewhere."
MrZyzyk:
"Are you gonna eat your pickle? Can I have it?"
MrZyzyk:
"Aren't Ren Faires the coolest?"
MrZyzyk:
Wow, she's made of WAX? She looks so... wooden.
eber3:
No, I don't have any Prince Albert in a can. But I do have a little Princess Di on my dash.
Pilot:
The tale of Shlumphy, the shortest king ever...
Glome:
Ancient Coneheads had a much easier time fitting in.
Pilot:
I do this because my mom never got me colored pencils as a child.
JoeAnthrax:
Mongol gladiators?!? Damn you Ridley Scott... Damn you to Hell!!!