Giran23:
Wheeeeeeeeeeee! Look at meeee, I'm a pretty balarina!
Giran23:
Falling over... must scratch balls... ow...
Pilot:
We follow a strict "Don't ask don't tell" policy here at Sunshine Gladiator Arena...
GlitterRock:
Ah, this is the Apollo episode of STAR TREK...
manglemebabe:
"Okay, everyone got their parrot? Great! Now grab it's head and PULL like this..."
y_u_i_otta_strangulate:
Luis checked again for any sign of life before the children began to eat.
y_u_i_otta_strangulate:
"I know. I know. I'm flushin' it!"
y_u_i_otta_strangulate:
Tim's poor retirement investment, a result of a lack of planning.
y_u_i_otta_strangulate:
"Hi Mom!"
Mr._Re-Cap:
Hello, are you bothered by... Diarhea?
Misterror_Grant:
If the winner cannot fulfill her duties as Miss Condiment, the crown will be assumed by the first runner-up.
y_u_i_otta_strangulate:
"...but YOU still sit with the kids at the card table."
ciscolantern3600:
Viva le DNA strands!
poor_puss:
early RV's.
ciscolantern3600:
"You remember our first abduction, honey?"
poor_puss:
Christopher Reeve's new hobby.
Snard:
People from miles around would flock to the beach to see the world's largest grain of rice.
TyranosorcererRex:
In utter disbelief Ralph Nader examins a Corvair engine that has been running continuosly since 1961.