"Inventing Situations Page 43 (2002)"






Beedo:
Running the "Buddy, can you spare a dime?" Gauntlet.


SG:
Hold on, Rambo, you'll get your turn to dance. You need some tights anyway.


SG:
Hahaha, now I am in the shadows!


eber3:
Geez master not another wall hole.


eber3:
Don't worry my slave here has earwax that makes a great sex lube.


SG:
"Where the hell is my damn reflection? I didnt buy this mirror so I could see right through myself!"


SG:
Following in Jesus' footsteps, the kids walked on the water.


SG:
"My cloak doubles as a sling. See?"


SG:
It's been almost 2000 years, buddy!


gleeb:
Xanadu! The cost - no man can say.


Beezo-Chan:
Why did they impale a Who's head and put it on their gate?


amycamus:
Well, if you insist on walling off the Occupied Territories, at least do it with style.


gleeb:
The minute I saw the "beach", I knew the travel agent had lied to me.


gleeb:
Due to the fog, Otis Redding never realized he was actually sitting *near* the dock of the bay.


amycamus:
Detail of the Bush "America To Do Whatever It Wants" plan


UnReality:
Tea Kettles From Beyond the Grave


gleeb:
The kettle haunted the kitchen, wailing,"Why? Why did the pot call me black?"


gleeb:
Remember, a herd member has a better chance of not getting hit by a car, or taken out by a cheetah.



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