gowest:
Thank goodness I am on the straight an narrow path again
gowest:
Hey Old Mother, have I got a deal for you!
Chebby:
"What do you mean there is no Tooth Fairy?!? I suppose *next* you'll tell me there's no Santa Claus and no Easter Bunny!" " Well son, now that you bring it up..."
Nyssa23:
The sign outside YingYang's International House of Poontang.
Kota:
Everybody on the beach knew who had the nicest ass...
Kota:
Howie finally had to admit that the others were right... the pirahna-filled amazon jungle streams were NO PLACE for an inflatable canoe.
Kota:
His measurements WERE wrong, but he put in the window anyway, because he couldn't admit to his wife, that he was wrong!
beckett:
"What we're saying Rudy, is that it's not normal for little boys to drink that much Tang."
Amon:
I've always wondered what Black Water Hattie's shack looked like...
eber3:
Public toilets, what a joy.
eber3:
Hey, all our food is being blown to California!
gleeb:
No, no, no! It's "Every Good Boy Does Fine," to remember the trebel staff.
DangerKitty:
Being such a nerd, Gus "books" himself, saving the local bully the time and aggravation.
DangerKitty:
Ass kissing and "Oh very good sir!" "I could't agree with you more sir!" "Let me wipe your ass sir!"
UnReality:
"You can almost see her ankles! Hubba hubba!"
UnReality:
"Baggggggiinnnnnssssss! Shiiiiiiirrrrrrreeeee!"
SG:
The Plains Indians decided to move east, and modernize their tepee design a bit
Beedo:
Meanwhile, on the Island of the Amazons, Wonder Woman's tribal sisters rivet together parts for her Invisible Jet.