Moatas:
"Sometimes when a boy and girl like each other, they do something special." "You mean have sex?" "No, dinner."
elKapitan:
"So, wanna jockey for position?"
elKapitan:
I don't feel safe eavesdropping on a Columbian druglord like this...
MilkboxLarry:
.oO "Why does he always park right next to trees? He knows I can't open the door with a tree in the way. It's like he's trying to keep me in the car..."
144b:
Hello, Welch's Grape Juice? I had a bottle of your stuff blow up in my office.
MilkboxLarry:
The daily hosing down of Rosie O'Donnell...
Buffoon:
New England when the leaves are changing, or California in fire season? You decide.
Buffoon:
"Nice job, Leonardo, but why did you make my hair look so greasy?"
Buffoon:
.oO This citronella candle should be big enough to protect all of Rhode Island!
BlakHat1:
"Oh, you wait for the thaw, THEN come to rescue me? Thanks a frickin' LOT, Pooch!"
BlakHat1:
"Little girl! You're too young to make shadow puppets like THAT!" "Mista Ying show me!"
Moatas:
"..today, a press conferance was held to announce the joining of Oklahoma and Georgia into one-super state."
Moatas:
Ned took 'animal husbantry' seriously at his farm
Archris:
"WELCOME TO HELL!!! Muah-ha ha ha ha!"
Snuffleupagus:
Karen Carpenter and Pincess Di as the Anorexic Duo, a surreal drama detailing the lives of 2 women and the food they love to hate.
BlakHat1:
"I've been approved!"
GersonK:
Going for their merit badges in Mussolini Impersonating
CrowJunkie:
Is that Jebediah Springfield?