Geier:
"I just CAN'T figure out how to make this thingamabob work, Doris." "Well, THAT'S your problem, Jean! That's not a thingamabob, it's a whatsahoozits."
stareater:
"Anybody seen Mr. Jones? The KoolAid's gittin' warm..."
Generik:
This is where the fish lives... after the fish wins the lottery.
RodRocket:
"Hey, what kind of Wood doesn't float?" --- "Shut up, Earl!!!"
Generik:
"Screw this hittin' each other crap. Let's twist again like we did last summer." "I'm with you, pal!"
stareater:
"...an' out thar, I saw a terrific surge, an' ah saw thrrrrrreeeee humps, an' uh grrreat long neck..."
Chebby:
"No, really, it has bigger wings. Wanna see?" "Gah!"
Torgone:
Still life with leather, pot, and butt plug.
chilwil:
Bad bears. BAD BEARS!!!
Indika:
Ooooh... look!! It's that kid from Hanson!
EireCat:
Man, coffee was *complicated* in the 50s!
stareater:
*RIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP!!!* "Oh, that felt good! Phew!! Open a window!"
EireCat:
*PPPPBBBBBBBBbbbt*
stareater:
"Well, I may wear bad hats, but you got manboobs..."
EireCat:
"I'm going to go slip into something less reflective..."
RodRocket:
Get your TapLight TODAY!
Nyssa23:
"Howdy! Y'all wouldn't have to have a little water with ya, would ya?"
Beezo-Chan:
The Geico gecko's burly, football-playing older brother.