beckett:
"Yeah, the sash and badge are okay, but when do we get our clubs and Brownshirts?"
beckett:
They later figured out that, as yet, no one had invented an effective faster than light brake.
DoktorD:
The city of Santa Rosa will fit comfortably in your two hands. To enlarge, find a BIIIIIIG empty space and add water.
DoktorD:
Although the very tough sometimes can get away with it, we do not recommend gelding stallions with your teeth.
gleeb:
Pegleg Pete, the pirate cattle farmer.
Geier:
Thinking, "I wouldn't be caught DEAD in this..." but then again, perhaps that would be in bad taste. Never mind.
Geier:
Yes, I can SEE they're ribbed. But for exactly WHOSE pleasure was it, again...?
Geier:
*shivers* Yikes! That's one hell of a yeast infec...oh. Strawberries. Of course. Uhm, yummy!
The_Moatas:
"I want to dye my hair red to show I'm my own person, just like all the other kids are doing."
Geier:
It may not work very well as a diet, but at least I can stick to it!
The_Moatas:
The ancient spacecraft went unnoticed by the humans
NurseNoir:
John Holmes' headstone: "As in life, so in death."
y_u_i_otta:
"Wow! Lookit the McCoys and their fancy new digs with two bathrooms!"
y_u_i_otta:
A happy little barn in a happy little meadow next to a happy little pond.
y_u_i_otta:
Say goodbye to dreams of the stud farm.
y_u_i_otta:
"Oooo, Grandma. Your exema is looking much better."
y_u_i_otta:
"Geez Warren. I don't know how anybody could drive all the way over here and not notice that the cat had crawled up in the engine to get warm."
UnReality:
Batley Townswomens' Guild Presents a re-enactment of the first scene of "Cool Hand Luke."